January 2012
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Every html page I ever make will include something... →
found this looking at whatnot to do in html
Jan 26th
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Jan 16th
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December 2011
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I’m so drunk right now that real cheese is falling out of imaginary parts of my  body
Dec 31st
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NEW YEARS EVE RESOLUTIONS
Be nerdy-er be gay-er pick my nose less
Dec 31st
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Dec 26th
Currently enjoying the Steele family christmas eve tradition of getting drunk while watching the rocky horror picture show.  Some times my family is super great.  (Also Bombay sapphire tastes like christmas angels yall)
Dec 25th
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November 2011
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Nov 22nd
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““Your final has a name, Pick Your Poison. It will be like a well stocked...”
– Differential Equations professor
Nov 16th
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Nov 2nd
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October 2011
8 posts
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Oct 19th
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housemate tried to make fun of me for working all day.  I pointed out that he watched a street fighter 4 tournament for 6 hours.  He didn’t see why that was worse.
Oct 17th
Walked all by my lonesome from chinatown to tenleytown.  Birthday achievement.
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
Caulking is hard guys
Now there’s sticky white shit all over me and my bathroom
Oct 12th
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This kid is about to get top secret government...
Roommate: Damn why can't women just do what they're told?
Me: Well I'm pretty sure it has something to do with them being people too.
Roommate: But are they? Ask yourself are they really?
Oct 2nd
September 2011
18 posts
Sep 28th
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Some guy has taken the time to criticize like 500... →
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
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If there are three urinals and you’re peeing in the middle one I will stand next to you and stare right into your eyes the entire time I am holding my genitals to urinate.  That is all. eye for an eye. awk for an awk.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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bah the trouble with shopping at urban outfitters is all the awkward skinny guys shop there so they never have the awkward skinny guy size in stock.
Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Don't read Dracula
If at some point you get possessed and decide you want to read Bram Stroker’s Dracula let me save you a lot of time, don’t.  It’s unexpectedly racist; every character in the whole book has their ethnicity described.  Even for characters who don’t get names and are dead less than a page after they’re introduced.  And it has a bunch of Victorian era semi-porno in it. ...
Sep 13th
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I was propositioned at work today by a homeless man.  Just another day in the life of a yogurt slinger.
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