January 2012
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Every html page I ever make will include something... →
found this looking at whatnot to do in html
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December 2011
6 posts
I’m so drunk right now that real cheese is falling out of imaginary parts of my body
NEW YEARS EVE RESOLUTIONS
Be nerdy-er
be gay-er
pick my nose less
Currently enjoying the Steele family christmas eve tradition of getting drunk while watching the rocky horror picture show. Some times my family is super great.
(Also Bombay sapphire tastes like christmas angels yall)
November 2011
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“Your final has a name, Pick Your Poison. It will be like a well stocked...
– Differential Equations professor
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October 2011
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housemate tried to make fun of me for working all day. I pointed out that he watched a street fighter 4 tournament for 6 hours. He didn’t see why that was worse.
Walked all by my lonesome from chinatown to tenleytown. Birthday achievement.
Caulking is hard guys
Now there’s sticky white shit all over me and my bathroom
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This kid is about to get top secret government...
Roommate: Damn why can't women just do what they're told?
Me: Well I'm pretty sure it has something to do with them being people too.
Roommate: But are they? Ask yourself are they really?
September 2011
18 posts
Some guy has taken the time to criticize like 500... →
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If there are three urinals and you’re peeing in the middle one I will stand next to you and stare right into your eyes the entire time I am holding my genitals to urinate. That is all.
eye for an eye. awk for an awk.
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bah the trouble with shopping at urban outfitters is all the awkward skinny guys shop there so they never have the awkward skinny guy size in stock.
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Don't read Dracula
If at some point you get possessed and decide you want to read Bram Stroker’s Dracula let me save you a lot of time, don’t. It’s unexpectedly racist; every character in the whole book has their ethnicity described. Even for characters who don’t get names and are dead less than a page after they’re introduced. And it has a bunch of Victorian era semi-porno in it. ...
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I was propositioned at work today by a homeless man. Just another day in the life of a yogurt slinger.